Now when BroHawk came from over the North Pole to clear our Earth of all the Love-Haters; he came in a storm of Hail and Snow that made cars come to a complete stop on the express Freeway.
As the cold cloud from the North showered the land, BroHawk transformed those Love-Haters to Pine Trees with a coat of frozen rain.
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