BroHawk’s Fairies

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The Tridentity of BroHawk has sparked global attention of an international conspiracy theory, which claims he was seen in America, Canada, Jamaica, Europe, Africa, Mexico, Russia and China simultaneously. Which led some to speculate if BroHawk was Our savior or a myth or more than 1 person. And though the wind of a fan can resemble the Ocean’s breeze, if not for the air, the breeze would not breeze at all!

What can be proven are these facts:

BroHawk was indeed in Las Vegas as a model and shared a bed with 4 beautiful lady models as indicated in this picture.

An eye witness claims in a 911 call, “I saw 4 women flying out the hotel window with golden wings and they left a trail of pixie dust.”


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