Now when BroHawk would speak, Our Earth’s plate tectonics vibrated and Earthquakes shook Our Earth.
And BroHawk’s disciples along with the people on Earth, knew his word weigh heavy and not to be taken lightly.
So when BroHawk spoke, he walked along the San Andreas Fault in California. Spreading righteous thoughts and transforming evil gangsters into trees.
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